The smell of bullshit...

... is oh so strong in the post-Hockenheim driver's interviews.

Edit: And Rob Smedley?  You're a fucking liar.  "I was trying to push him."  Complete fucking bullshit.

On Venables...

I've followed this story with interest, and have reached a conclusion that I didn't expect to reach: it was a good thing that Venables was released.

Reading between the lines of the reports, he has spent the years since his release cowering alone in fear of his life on a daily basis, trudging along at minimum wage jobs without even the prospect of a girlfriend to cheer him up.

Sounds like the useless cunt has had a rougher time out of prison than in.  Mentally that is, and that's more important as far as revenge is concerned than repercussions of a purely physical nature.

Good.

Now it's time for the physical repercussions.  I hope you took a big tube of KY to court with you, you evil piece of shit.

Not licensed or trained...

Right.  Imagine you're a normal working man, whose job it is to paint while lines on the road.  You come across an obstacle in the form of a squashed badger.  Not recently deceased and oozy, but well and truly flattened.  Do you:

1. Pick up a shovel from the back of the van and shovel it to the side of the road, as you would do with, say, a bit of old tyre that was in the way or
2. Leave a gap with a dead badger in it.

Guess which option the thick cunts from Hampshire County Council chose?

Their excuse?

Council contractor Amey said the staff from sub-contractor Bellstan were not "licensed or trained" to remove road kill.

Not licensed or fucking trained?  To operate a fucking shovel?  Give me strength.

If you've been affected by the issues...

Dear BBC.  If I'm ever affected by the pathetic storylines in Eastenders to such an extent that I feel that I need some sort of counselling, rest assured that the fucking BBC Action Line won't be my first port of call.

So please, please stop advertising the cunting waste of license fee after every programme that contains any storylines that aren't all cuddly fucking bunnies and my little cunting pony.

Thank you.  And fuck off.

Welcome to Staffordshire, AKA Little Mecca

Look, if you're retarded and want to believe in fairies and other such fuckwitted imbecility then by all means follow the teachings of a paedophile warlord from the 7th century during your "holy" month of ramadanadingdong, but you can fuck off if you think your shit should affect other people IN ANY FUCKING WAY AT ALL.

Unless you're in fucking Staffordshire of course, where the council, in their infinitesimal wisdom, have decreed that

Schools with a significant number of Muslim pupils should try to avoid scheduling swimming lessons during Ramadan to remove unnecessary barriers to full participation.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.  Why the cunting FUCK should any normal, non-raghead have to miss out on swimming lessons because some fucking ragheaded twat thinks he might swallow an itty-bitty little bit of water and thereby incur the Wrath of Khan (or whoever the fuck Mo-cunty-hammed invented.)

The same bunch of imbecilic cock-wipes also

suggests re-scheduling sex education classes during the holy lunar month, as Muslim followers who have reached puberty are required to avoid sexual thoughts during this period.

Again.. FUCK OFF.  If your little fuckers can't keep their minds away from each others cocks and cunts during Ramadanading-fucking-DONG then that's their fucking look out.

And finally...

Because of the religious requirement for Muslims to avoid eating during sunlight hours, some pupils get up before dawn to eat with their families.  Schools have been advised this can disrupt pupils' sleeping patterns and it suggests examinations could be re-scheduled to reflect their lower levels of concentration. 

Fuck.  Me.  Rigid.  Poor wee lambies.  Employers won't give a fuck about you when you start work, you'll have to work a full fucking shift whether you got up early for a bit of brekkie or not.  Just get the fuck on with it you whining bunch of cuntdribbles.

Dear Staffordshire Council:  DON'T INTER-FUCKING-FERE WITH NORMAL PEOPLE ON ACCOUNT OF THE WHIMS OF RELIGIOUS FUCKWITTERY.  Thank you.

Fucking councils.  Waste of fucking money.  Cunts.

Keep the little fucker quiet then

 Why are people surprised that when the actions of their by-blows cause grief to other people there are consequences.  You chose to have the fucking brat, not me, so why should I have to listen to the cunting thing screaming.  If you can't control it, keep your fucking legs closed in the first place.

He had been in town, he was fed up and hot and was screaming to get out.

Well, you fucking chose to take him, didn't you.  If it wasn't life or death I'm sure the trip could have waited until the cooler evening or until your bloke got home.  Don't try and turn your poor choices into someone elses fault.

"The driver turned round and said if I did not shut him up we would be thrown off."

Seems fair enough.  He didn't just chuck you off without giving you a chance to silence your brat.

"I tried in vain to keep him quiet as I felt a bit embarrassed." But at the Manadon roundabout, about 30 minutes walk from her house, the bus driver stopped. "He said I had had a warning and must get off. I felt very embarrassed and upset."

And I can ssure you, sweetie, that said embarassment and upset was outmatched tenfold by the relief of the other passengers who had had to put up with your noisesome sprog.  And stop whining about a 30 minute walk too.  First off, your brat is in a buggy, so you haven't got to carry him.  Second, being four months pregnant is hardly difficult.  If you were 8 or 9 months fair enough, but four?  Do fuck off.

Now stop being a whiney little bitch.

Get out robbing folks

... because four thefts spread over two months is only worth a fucking suspended sentence.

The judge also ordered Doab to undergo a drug treatment programme.

What the fuck do you have to do to get locked up these days?  Look after a wartime family heirloom?

Oh...

A grandmother has been jailed for five years for possessing a "family heirloom" World War II pistol. 

 Five fucking years for doing something pretty harmless; fuck all for actually causing grief to people.

Fucking judiciary need stringing up, the fucking lot of them.

Addendum: And only two years prison for someone who actively converted starter pistols into useable guns and sold them to criminals.  Priceless.

Who invented this abomination?

I'm no fan of football, but I do turn on for our national matches, hence tuning in to ITV tonight to watch Ingerluuund v Yooessay.  What the  fuckety fucking fuck are all the fucking trumpets for?  Can we please nuke the fucking factory?  90 minutes of

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
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Jesus Fucking H Christ, is that the height of South African culture?  A fucking plastic trumpet?

Excuse me sir, your lead is too long...

Excuse me sir, your dog's lead is too long.

And?

Well I'm issuing you with a fixed penalty.

You can go suck a dick if you think I'm paying that.

It's a fixed penalty, sir, and legally you have to pay it.  What is your name?

Not telling you.  Go fuck yourself.

You have to tell me, sir, it's a legal requirement.  Otherwise we wouldn't know who to post the ticket to.

Oh, really?  Well in that case, I repeat, for emphasis, go fuck yourself.

Don't swear at me sir, I'll call the police.

You go ahead you jumped-up little cuntwipe, I'll be long gone by the time they get here.  I can just see them making this a priority call.

I have the power to detain you until they arrive, sir.

Wrong.  You might think that, but if you don't take your hands off me right now, I'll break every finger you've got.  Now fuck the hell off out of my way.

I could go on.  I'm bored now though and I think you get the point.  You can see it happening though.  Completely unenforceable.

Why wasn't this child in care?

If ever there was a case for putting a child into care, this was surely it.

A Gloucestershire couple have pleaded guilty to two charges of cruelty to a 14-month-old baby who died from suspected methadone poisoning. 

 You fucking what?  Two drug addled wastes of semen gave methadone to a fucking infant in order to quieten it down?  Well excuse me, but even as one who reaches instinctively for a shotgun every time a neighbour's child cries, or a sprog in a pub starts squalling, there's no way I could ever actualy do something as utterly, utterly fucking retarded as to give a kid methadone.

I'm not blaming the councils here, but I do think that if a pair of druggie scumbags procreate, their offspring should be taken into care and adopted out immediately.  No questions, no appeals.  Because they are a scourge on society and do not deserve children.

I'm also curious as to why the Crown stuPidity disService decided to withdraw charges of manslaughter.  Surely it's clear that the actions of the druggie shitwipes caused the death of the kid, there is ne need to prove intent when charging constructive manslaughter or criminally negligent manslaughter and any jury would surely find these sacks of pustulent scum guilty.