At least give the body back you heartless chink cunts

Whilst I don't have much to say about the actual execution of Akmal Shaikh for drug smuggling in Ricerland (Rome, Romans etc.) I do think they're being cunts for not allowing his body to go back to his rellies as reported on the BBC TV news.

They're also being cunts for trying to wriggle out of the critical spotlight with such weaselly statements as

We express our strong dissatisfaction and opposition to the British government's unreasonable criticism of the case. We urge [them] to correct their mistake in order to avoid harming China-UK relations.

You might be right in executing him according to your own system and I have no problem with that, but you can't expect everyone to agree just because you think they should.  Rule your own country as you see fit, but if we want to criticise you we fucking well will do you chinky cunts.  Maybe our foreign minister should grow some balls and tell you that executing Brits might just injure that same relationship, but he's such a useless cunt that that'll never happen.

Finally some concrete evidence that Plasticops (tm) are a waste of oxygen

Achtung!  Schnell!  You vill not be phographink me!

At long last some evidence has surfaced about the plasticops (PCSOs) that rings true, instead of the usual drivel about them being a "visible deterrent" and other such utter shit.  From the Torygraph:

Earlier this year a report found that PCSOs accounted for more than half of all police staff gross misconduct cases during the last financial year despite only making up about a fifth of the workforce.

If there ever was any evidence that these are precisely the kind of people to whom one should not be giving any power, however slight, then this is surely it.

Another disease for druggies

This made me laugh.  Hard.

In your dreams, retard

Idiot in a dress thinks that MP's expenses scandal will drive people to the church.  In your dreams, fucktard.  We're angry, not fucking mental.

On a positive note

Kudos

Another murdering raghead bastard

And this time the pig fucker, As(sh)o(le) Mohammed Ibrahim, is using "human rights" legislation to stay in the UK despite a deportation order being passed.

A dog fucking, pork licking Cunt

If you come to this country, kill one of us, and then expect to stay here after serving your prison sentence, you fucking piece of shit, then think again.  If you aren't deported, you will be fucking dealt with.  Expect justice one way or another you dog fucking, pork-eating cunt.

Make your fucking mind up, christfags.

Either it's okay to shove it up the shitpipe or it's not. A progressive bish thinks it's okay, a book of fairytales says otherwise.

 Man in dress and funny hat:

Dr Sentamu told the BBC the Anglican communion was committed to recognising that gay people were valued by God.

Spellbook called "bible":

Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Pretty fucking clear if you ask me. If you're going to subscribe to magic, fairies and wizards, and if you're going to accept the ramblings of imbeciles as the "word of god" (stupid cunts) then at least have the courage to stand by your convictions otherrwise you're cunts.  Oh, wait, you believe in fairies anyway.  So you're already cunts.  'Scuse me.

Fucking xmas

Fucking fuck.

Christian teacher sacked for "bullying"

OK, so I'm an atheist and I loathe religion and its hold on society and politics.  But in little ways it is usually pretty harmless and gives some comfort to the weak minded.  So I was pretty fucking amazed to read this today in the Fail on Sunday.  I mean, the teacher is obviously retarded for believing in fairies and such, but offering to pray for a sick kid is hardly bullying.  Unless you're such a total cunt that you can't take another person's offer of comfort with good grace, even if you disagree with the substance of it.

So to Mrs Jones: you're stupid for believing in sky pixies, but good for you for offering comfort.

And to the mother of the "bullied" kid: you are a cunt.  Eat shit and die.

About time

Cuntface Cowell's manufactured drivel won't be at number 1 this xmas.  Thank fuck for that.

A fair sentence for a change

This is, for a change, a fair sentence.  Fucking idiots that steal vehicles and drive them on the road should all receive a similarly hard sentence instead of the usual ban from driving (which they will ignore anyway because they're already banned and don't give a fuck.)

"Honour" Killings

Evil, murdering sandnigger.

  

Pretty girl killed by evil, murdering sandnigger.

Please, for the love of all that matters, stop referring to these abhorrent murders as "Honour Killings."  There is no honour in them and those who perpetrate them are evil shits, almost always from the raghead "devout" groups who want to keep women opressed and suppressed and who kill their daughters for "religious differences."  (Muslim differences as usual.  Sunni vs Alevi in this case.)

Evil murdering cunts.  Leave your barbarism back in Durka-Durkastan you fucks.

Won't someone do the same to Brown

This should happen to Gordoom

 
Wop boss and squillionaire Berlusconi got bitch-slapped today.  Please, please can't someone approach Gordoom from his blind side and do the same?  Or worse?

Pretty please?

It's only a fucking rat

I mean, so what if a Zeleb killed it?  No big deal, no apology required.  Kill a few more whilst you're at it.

God, I'm angry today

And I don't know why, and I don't like it.  I've been spoiling for a fight for hours and I just hope I don't go out and pick one.  It's not my cup of tea and I'm a shit fighter.

Learn to fucking park

Jesus fucking H Christ, why can't you lot of cunts park properly?  You know it's a difficult road, because you're always fighting for spaces so explain to me why you feel it necessary when you do manage to find 2 adjacent spaces to park like a complete cunt and use both of them forcing me to park half a fucking mile away.  Fucking cunting cunts the fucking lot of you.  Please fucking die.  Did I mention I think you're cunts?  I did?  Good.  Cunts.

Who are the Fascists again? Oh yes, Unite Against Fascism.

So, the English Defence League held a rally in Nottingham today.  It would have been a peaceful affair, demonstrating against the increase in fundamentalist islamists operating in our country and against even the possibility of allowing sharia to become a part of the English way of life.  Fuck all of that.

Well, it would have been peaceful at any rate, but instead the violent extremists Unite Against Fascism turned up and started getting violent as usual.  Anyone wanting to express free speech these days needs to be prepared to run the gauntlet of the UAF, who can't seem to grasp the irony of an anti-fascist group trying to silence a different group by force simply for having a different point of view.  Probably because to see that would require some little intelligence, and the UAF cunts are as thick as dogshit mostly.

Guess which side the police farce teamed up with?  Well obviously you don't need to guess.  The shameful fascists that are the police farce teamed up with the anti-fascists to mob a group who aren't fascist or racist (unlike yours truly, obviously.)  Well done UAF for being your usual cuntish selves, and well done the Nottinghamshire old bill for being a bunch of cunts too.

Edit: Also interesting is the BBC slant on the events.

Police have clashed with members of the English Defence League during a protest in Nottingham, with 11 people arrested.

Purposefully neglecting to mention that  without the counter demo from UAF there would have been no trouble whatsoever.  BBC being political?  Surely not.  BBC, you're cunts too.

Googlegate

Wall, meet Shit.

Fucking loled hard.

Climategate

Shit, meet Fan.

(I see the Brown Broadcasting Company couldn't resist putting the word sceptics in quotes when referring to climate change sceptics, as if to undermine them.)

Fucking bad language on BBC Cunting One

For some reason, it seems that the BBC now deems it necessary to interrupt a fucking film with a banner because it's a bit sweary.  For fuck's sake you cock-squatters, it was after cunting midnight!  Arsewipes, the fucking lot of you.

Sabre-Rattling Ragheads

If this isn't sabre-rattling, I don't know what is.  I'mafuckingdinnerjacket trying to be seen on the world stage again.  Cunt.

A Cunt

You can shove your minaret up your arse

For Muzzie anal insertion

 Dear raghead, please take note of the vote in Switzerland.  And to the cunt I saw on the news this afternoon, your Muzzie religion is NOT a peaceful religion you illiterate fucking imbecile.  Your own fucking holy book, the Kurrant or somesuch, actually instructs you to convert people to your religion by force.  Or do you choose to ignore that bit you cunt?

Ragtop holy book, the Kurrant.

What's the point of the Watershed?

It's 22:35, and an episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" is just about to start.  Immediately prior to the episode, some vapid bitch deems it necessary to warn me that the programme contains elements of a sexual nature that some viewers might find disressing.

Why?

Why the fuck is it necessary to give that warning?  It's half past fucking ten you cunts, time for grown up fucking telly.  We have to put up with "compliance" fucking up TV all fucking day long you denizens of fucking TellyTubbyLand.  After 9 it's OUR fucking time.  Piss off you cunts, and show us proper adult TV without all the fucking warnings.

And whilst I'm at it: BBC, please fuck off with your "if you've been affected..." pile of shit after every cunting programme with a challenging storyline.

Compliance is for Cunts.  Now fuck off.

What goes around, comes around

A copper turned bad can expect a pretty fucking rough time in prison after murdering his fiancée.  I hope he's got his ringpiece protected somehow, 'cos Bubba's gonna rape the shit out of it otherwise.  Hopefully.

Sentencing "difficult" for child beating immigrants

Apparently determining the correct sentence for a woman who beat her daughter with with a computer cable, a broom, a wooden spoon and her fists is, according to a judge who is allegedly versed in such things, "difficult."

How so m'Lud?  Assaults of this nature regularly, and rightly, attract immediate custodial sentences of several years.  So how come this cunt got off so lightly?  Well,

The 37-year-old asylum seeker...

Oh.  I get it.

Contrast the sentence here (12 months suspended) with one handed out by the same judge back in May where a burglar stole some undies and videoed himself wearing them, took some voyeur photos and had some pictures of children on his computer.  For that, he got an indeterminate sentence with a minimum of six years.

Now don't misunderstand me here; the sentence given to the burglar was correct in my judicially untrained eyes.  It's the unbelievably light sentence meted out to the mother who actually caused physical harm to her kid that astonishes me and is, I feel, manifestly light.

The 37-year-old asylum seeker...

Oh, yeah, forgot that bit.

Time to destroy Somalia

Somalian cunts send video of hostages.  Threaten to kill them.

Surely it's now time to visit the might of the UK on these pieces of shit?  Fucking evil niggers.

Fuck You, Harriet

Remember this, bitch?

Well tell it to the Magistrates.

You do know it's not real, right?

Antony Sumara, the chief exec of a hospital trust, thinks that TV drama is portraying the NHS in a bad light.  It's fucking drama you cunt.  It isn't real!  If you honestly believe that people will look at Holby City and think that it even remotely represents the reality of ward life then your employers need to dump you for someone who isn't a total fucking retard.

Amazing

Go with it... the song sucks a donkey dick but what comes next is pretty awesome.

We pay criminals to be deported now?

Murdering bitch gets paid to be deported

What the fuckety fucking fuck is going on here?  I mean, I thought part of the sentence for a foreign criminal was deportation at the end of the sentence anyway.  How come we just paid this piece of murdering shit £4,500 for the privilege of deporting her skanky cunt?

This whole case is a catalogue of failure on the part of the justice system:

• This whore killed a 16 month old baby.
• This whore received a derisory 5 year sentence for said killing.
• This whore only served half of that, because in this country a jail term of 5 years actually means a jail term of 2.5 years.
• This whore, on release, applied for a grant under a piece of fucking legislation called the Facilitated Returns Scheme.
• This whore was given £4,500 and put on a flight back to riceland.

And somehow, in a statement that Gordoom would be proud of, a UK Border Agency rectum spouts the following.

We don't want foreign criminals in the UK.

Well, okay, I'll give you that.

Every day that we can get these individuals out of the country early removes the risk they present to UK citizens...

Fuck off you cunt.  Stick them on a flight the day of their release from prison and fuck 'em.  I really don't care what happens to them.  Send them, destitute, back to their country of origin anf hope they die is the correct approach.

... and saves our taxpayers over £100 a night in detention costs as well as administrative and court costs.

Sending me a taxi and a knife would be cheaper.

This is why we use the scheme to remove as many foreign criminals from the UK as possible. In 2008 we removed over 5,000 foreign criminals - a record number.

It would have been cheaper to just remove the fuckers anyway, without giving them any cash.  You have ample time whilst they are in prison to get all of the paperwork done so that they can be shuffled off back home immediately on release.

Dear Wong.  I hope you get mugged, raped and beaten on your return to your country.

Our Shit Navy - update

So previously we saw that our Navy vessels sat idly by and "observed" Somali pirate shit holding British citizens hostage.  Now it turns out that, beyond all credibility, the same vessel actually watched the kidnap itself, from just 15m away.

These fucking Somali dogs kidnapped British Citizens, with a British Navy vessel not 50 feet away, and said British Navy vessel did ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.

We do not comment on operational detail but RFA Wave Knight did very well under the circumstances.

Yeah, right.  If you call buttfucking each other and ignoring the plight of the very people it is your number 1 priority to protect.

The crew of RFA Wave Night gaying it up -

whilst Brits are kidnapped just 15m away.

Fucking useless cunts.

Wolfgang Werlé is a murderer

Why am I interested?  I'm not.  But since this Kraut's attorneys are trying to censor the fact it bears repeating.

Unnecessary road closures

This is one of my pet hates.  Oh yes.

So some mentalist decides to climb up a motorway gantry and the reaction of the police farce is the predictable, must nanny everyone because we know everyone is retarded, closure of the fucking motorway.  In their own words

All indications were if we reopened the motorway the man would jumped (sic)

So shoot the cunt with non-lethals, catch him in a blanket and (are you ready for the punch-line?) reopen the fucking motorway you CUNTS.  A 35 MILE tailback, with the motorway closed for 6 whole hours.  Now a rough calculation, based on 21 feet per car, 3 lanes and 35 miles yields a grand total of somewhere in the region of 25,000 inconvenienced drivers.  25000 people hugely inconvenienced to bubble wrap and counsel some fucking idiot instead of knocking the fucker out and getting on with it.

Or maybe just let the cunt jump.

Worthy of respect?

Spiritualist communicating with fairies.  Or something.

So apparently now it's okay to put forward completely fucking retarded ideas, and then when you get fired for it you can claim that said completely fucking retarded ideas are your religion.  And the spastics on an employment tribunal will back you up.  The mong in question then drools

It's fantastic. It proves that spiritualism is a religion worthy of respect.

No it doesn't, you fucking twat.

Rapist fucks boy, set free, rapes another

What the fucking fuck is the "justice" system in this pitiful country doing?

Today we read that the government thinks that it is, in some bizarre otherword inhabited by MPs, acceptable for innocent people to have their DNA kept on file for SIX FUCKING YEARS, despite the fact that they are fucking innocent!!  Apologies for the blatant plagiarism from elsewhere, but 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not a fucking blueprint you socialist fucking retards.

Also today we read that a "boy" of 16 RAPED a boy of 7 and didn't get locked up for it.  He got a "community order" for RAPE.  People get tougher sentences for driving while disqualified for fuck's sake.  It gets better though.  Having got off so lightly, does our little cherub turn over a new leaf?  Like fuck he does; he turns over another little boy.  Kidnaps and rapes a 5 year old.

Dear Home Secretary, the piece of shit above is beyond redemption.  Bring it round to mine and I'll dispatch it for you, with knives and salt, since you lot are obviously incapable of dispensing proper justice.  Useless cunts.

Iran can suck a dog's dick

So the ragtops in Iran are a little upset that Oxford Uni have named a scholarship after an innocent woman brutally murdered by their autocratic, retarded dictatorship for protesting against elections rigged so that Ahmafuckindinnerjacket won.  I say fuck them, and then smear them with dog shit.  You want to play by your own rules in your own country, fine, but you can fuck off and die in a fire if you think you have any influence here.  Ragheaded cunts.

Mindless Scum

RIP Ben Gardner

 Just... scum.

If the police farce manage to put the perpetrators behind bars, here' hoping they get buggered to within an inch of their lives, every single day.  Cunts they are.  Just Cunts.

Don't blame the Internet

So, once again the Internet is an evil place, full of paedophiles and murderers.

A 17-year old young woman meets someone she "knows" from the Internet and ends up cold on the slab.  And somehow this is the fault of social networking sites who, according to the dead girl's mother

have some responsibility for bringing in these controls.

No love, it's not their fault that some murdering twat decided to prey on your kid.  It's his fault mostly, coupled with a large dose of stupidity from her.  I mean, there is so much information bombarding kids these days that meeting someone from the Internet is

1. Stupid
2. Stupid
3. Stupid

that one can only thank Darwin that her stupidity genes won't be passed on to another generation.

Totalitarianism reigns unchecked

What.  The.  Fuck!  Parents need to be CRB checked to play with their own kids?  Fuck me.  This is way, way, way beyond reasonable.

Why can't we name them?

The legal system in this country has for too long allowed young people to keep their anonymity even if they are found to have made false allegations against an adult who is exonerated of any blame.  Take this case as an example.

Here we have a 15-year old young man - I refuse to call a male of that age "boy" since most males that age are, by and large, physically as big and strong as many adults - smoking at school* and dishing out dumb insolence when told to stop by the Head.  Not liking the fact that he has been told off he then fabricates an all too simple plot for today's older school pupils, namely accusing the teacher of some kind of assault.

Having witnessed first hand the damage that this kind of accusation does to the teacher's reputation, health and career, my sympathies lie entirely with the exonerated Head and I hope she is able to pick up the pieces and carry on.  Unlike my colleague who was left broken, mentaly scarred and unable to even set foot on our school premises without being physically sick.

Back to the young man.  So he's fabricated an assault, wasted police and court time, possibly tarnished a teacher's career and caused untold upset to the teacher's family and friends.  And our legal system prevents the publication of his name.

Why?

What possible justification can there be to withhold his name?  He should be named and shamed, and further, prosecuted for wasting police time and sued for monetary damages payable to the teacher.

The balance of power has moved far too far in the favour of the school pupils and against teachers and support staff.  It needs to be redressed.

* I use "school" in the loosest possible sense here since the establishment in question

teaches children aged between 11 and 16 who have been referred because of behavioural difficulties or because they have been permanently excluded from school.

The little cherub in this case "suffers" from the entirely fictitious ADHD.

Because it's not yours

"It's my property, so why are other

people trying to interfere with me?"

Because, you thieving fucking pikey bitch, it FUCKING IS NOT yours to sell.  Jesus fucking H Christ, you lot want all the benefits of a settled lifestyle but want it at the expense of other people.  Please die, the fucking lot of you.

Baby beater

This piece of shit, James Grout, breaks a baby's bones.

He said he may have broken two of her ribs by "playing a game" and had accidentally stood on her legs, breaking one of them.

Well, buddy, here's hoping you get to play a few "games" in prison, with any luck you'll get a good seeing to from Big Bubba.

You'd probably do it for a Muslim

But you wouldn't do it for a Brit.

Why do we have a Navy any more?

When scumbag pirates off the coast of the godfosaken planetary anus that is Somalia take British hostages in international waters, I kind of expect a better response than:

A spokesman said their warships were in "close vicinity' and radar range but were keeping their distance.

Well, instead of sitting there with thumbs up arses, how about using some of that expensive military training and mounting a rescue operation? And when you're done, shoot every fucking single Somali boat you come across out of the water.  It's time to make a statement to these thieving cunts that their actions have consequences and the consequences for taking on Britain is that we'll annihilate your entire fucking shithole of a country.

Or we would, if we hadn't become such a bunch of pussies, running scared of the easily stoked ire of Islamistan.

Mindless

 The Dribbling Underclass

Simply mindless.  Given the chance, I'd flay them.  And I don't mean whipping, I mean proper flaying; slow, painful and ultimately fatal.

The Guy Deserves a Medal

So I thought it was time to start venting some spleen visibly, rather than just screaming feebly at the monitor as I usually do.

The grinning face of a now dead thieving cunt.

I'll start off with this piece of fuckwittery from the CPS. Instead of charging the guy with murder you should be giving him a fucking medal. There is now one thieving cunt fewer in the world and what do we do to the bloke who achieved this win?  I want to move to Texas.  If you kill a burglar in your house there you're a good citizen.