I don't see a problem here...

Thief gets caught, struggles with those detaining him, dies.  What's the problem?  Certainly nothing to warrant a manslaughter charge against the security guard who was legitimately detaining the thieving cunt.

Aaron Bishop, thieving cunt, now thankfully dead.

Only got a 2.2? Never mind, take the uni to court

Imagine the scene on results day.  Will I get a First?  A 2.1? A 2.2?  Horror of horrors, a 3rd?  Oh, it's a 2.2.  Obviously the university's fault for not making me work harder.  I know.  I'll take them to court.

Let me just make something completely clear...

ANDREW CROSKERY YOU ARE A  CUNT.

More pandering to Muzzies

In Spain this time.  Disco calls itself  "La Meca" and has an eastern themed makeover.  Local (and not so local) ragheads start threatening the owner, the business etc.  One raghead hacker hit the club's website threatening

a war between Spain and the people of Islam

Needless to say, the owner has keeled over and given in to the ragheads.

Why are we letting these cunts get away with making everyone pander to their far too easily offended sensibilities?  I mean, they believe in fucking fairies in the sky for fuck's sake?  Allah ackbar?  Allah the fascist cocksucker more like.  Drop dead ragheads, the fucking lot of you.

A strange definition of sexual harrassment

OK, so help me out a little here.  A guy by the name of Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard of Britney Spears, claims he was sexually harrased by her because she was

repeatedly parading around in the nude and having sex in front of him.

What. The. FUCK? Are you completely off your rocker?  A complete mental?  You saw Britney Spears fucking and you think that's a bad thing?  Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.  You're either a total retard or a complete faggot.

According to papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Mr Flores alleges that Spears made repeated, unwanted sexual advances and summoned him to her room to expose her naked body.

Definitely a massive faggot.

Apparently seeing this nude is sexual harrassment.
Well fuck it, I'm up for some.
Tell me you wouldn't fuck the shit out of this and I'll call you a faggot.