Nut job might be dangerous if sent home

Me, upon reading this story

A mental Iraqi who killed two NHS workers can't be deported back to DurkaDurkastan because he "could pose a danger to people in his homeland."  So fucking what? Who gives a cunting FUCK if a ragtop from ragtopland would be dangerous to other ragtops?  Why the FUCK should WE have to put up with the fuckhead and, more to the point, PAY FOR HIS FUCKING TREATMENT.   AAAAAAARGH.

I hope you're crippled for life

Another example of natural justice.  It's a pity the thieving cunts weren't killed outright, or at the very least maimed horribly.

Thieves deserve harsh justice.  I was burgled once, years ago, and still want to kill the cunt who did it.

I hope you're proud of yourselves

The two poor sods kidnapped by the scumbag pieces of shit Somalians whilst our oh so wonderful bunch of homosexuals navy watched from mere metres away are in imminent danger of being killed by the murdering cuntwipes that inhabit that anus of a country.

I hope the cowardly yellowbellied sailors have nightmares for the rest of their lives.

Cunts.

Policing today: You must be a miserable cunt to rise in the ranks

I have spoken to the officers concerned and reminded them in no uncertain terms that tobogganing on duty, on police equipment and at taxpayers' expense is a very bad idea should they wish to progress under my command.

 What a fucking miserable cunt.  

Like a lead balloon

Man on school roof, stealing lead.  Falls off.  Critical condition with head injuries.  Serves you right you thieving cunt.

Voyeurism FAIL

I can has titties plox?

LOL.

This from the fuzz made me laugh.

Unfortunately for the man he did not turn off the camera while placing it in situ and forensic examination of the data card shows an image of him while doing this.

You mean you switched the fucking camera on and, whilst looking for pix of hot girls trying on bras "purely for evidential purposes m'Lud," you saw a pic of Mr P. Tom?  That's a "forensic examination" is it?  Mongs.

Goose, Gander etc...

So a bunch of ragheads think that it's okay to throw insults at serving armed forces personnel and that they shouldn't be prosecuted.

The seven of them chanted slogans as the 2nd Battalion Royal Anglian Regiment marched through Luton last March, telling the soldiers to "burn in hell" and branding them rapists, murderers and baby killers.

Their lawyer said they had flagged up to the police in advance their intention to protest, set out in advance what they wanted to say and complied with police throughout.  He also said

Citizens are entitled to expect that once they have done this they will not be prosecuted.

Oh really.  Are they?  So I can ask a bunch of friends to meet with me on a certain date, notify the police and demostrate in front of a mosque shouting racial insults and calling all muzzies a bunch of murdering cunts and expect not to be arrested can I?

I fucking think not, and neither can you.

I rather suspect, though, that the District Judge hearing the case will be burdened by thoughts of "racial harmony" and "multiculturalism."  Fuck that.  Regardless of their compliance with the police and whatnot, they still committed a public order offence, and it'll be criminal if they're not dealt with properly.

Please take your authoritarian state and...

... shove it up your fucking arses you imbecilic, cretinous cuntwads.

I'm sick to the back teeth of being told what to do and what not to do, all for the sake of "The Environment (tm)" or "for my own good."  And don't get me started on the fatuous "Think of the Children" routine you emotionally blackmailing fuckpuppets.

• If I want to use 100W filament lamps (in fact, bin that as I actually use 300W halogens, so suck my dick Hilary Benn) I fucking well will do. Because they're better than the piles of shit you want me to use.
  
• If I want to drive the mile to work in the morning because I'm still a little sleepy or don't fancy walking in the rain, I fucking will do. Because it's more comfortable.
  
• If I want to get completely shitfaced and drink myself into a stupor I fucking will do. Because it's my fucking body, and (are you ready...) I pay my taxes for the NHS and so expect free treatment.
  
• If I want to buy BOGOF offers and then throw one away I fucking will do. Because it's my fucking money and I don't give flying fuck about the waste.
  
• If I want to drive at 40 in a 30 I fucking will.  Because there are no fucking coppers on the beat any more to act as a deterrent.
• If I want to rage against the rise of the dog-fucking bombers called Islam I fucking will.  Because they're NOT a peaceful religion as any glance through their book of stories will show.
• If I want to eat a salt-laden cholesterol burger from the local burger joint I fucking will.  Because it tastes sooooo fucking good compared with the tufu burgers you bunch of cunts would have us all eating.

I'm bored now.  In short, stop fucking telling me how to live my life.  It's mine.