Sabre-Rattling Ragheads

If this isn't sabre-rattling, I don't know what is.  I'mafuckingdinnerjacket trying to be seen on the world stage again.  Cunt.

A Cunt

You can shove your minaret up your arse

For Muzzie anal insertion

 Dear raghead, please take note of the vote in Switzerland.  And to the cunt I saw on the news this afternoon, your Muzzie religion is NOT a peaceful religion you illiterate fucking imbecile.  Your own fucking holy book, the Kurrant or somesuch, actually instructs you to convert people to your religion by force.  Or do you choose to ignore that bit you cunt?

Ragtop holy book, the Kurrant.

What's the point of the Watershed?

It's 22:35, and an episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" is just about to start.  Immediately prior to the episode, some vapid bitch deems it necessary to warn me that the programme contains elements of a sexual nature that some viewers might find disressing.

Why?

Why the fuck is it necessary to give that warning?  It's half past fucking ten you cunts, time for grown up fucking telly.  We have to put up with "compliance" fucking up TV all fucking day long you denizens of fucking TellyTubbyLand.  After 9 it's OUR fucking time.  Piss off you cunts, and show us proper adult TV without all the fucking warnings.

And whilst I'm at it: BBC, please fuck off with your "if you've been affected..." pile of shit after every cunting programme with a challenging storyline.

Compliance is for Cunts.  Now fuck off.

What goes around, comes around

A copper turned bad can expect a pretty fucking rough time in prison after murdering his fiancée.  I hope he's got his ringpiece protected somehow, 'cos Bubba's gonna rape the shit out of it otherwise.  Hopefully.

Sentencing "difficult" for child beating immigrants

Apparently determining the correct sentence for a woman who beat her daughter with with a computer cable, a broom, a wooden spoon and her fists is, according to a judge who is allegedly versed in such things, "difficult."

How so m'Lud?  Assaults of this nature regularly, and rightly, attract immediate custodial sentences of several years.  So how come this cunt got off so lightly?  Well,

The 37-year-old asylum seeker...

Oh.  I get it.

Contrast the sentence here (12 months suspended) with one handed out by the same judge back in May where a burglar stole some undies and videoed himself wearing them, took some voyeur photos and had some pictures of children on his computer.  For that, he got an indeterminate sentence with a minimum of six years.

Now don't misunderstand me here; the sentence given to the burglar was correct in my judicially untrained eyes.  It's the unbelievably light sentence meted out to the mother who actually caused physical harm to her kid that astonishes me and is, I feel, manifestly light.

The 37-year-old asylum seeker...

Oh, yeah, forgot that bit.

Time to destroy Somalia

Somalian cunts send video of hostages.  Threaten to kill them.

Surely it's now time to visit the might of the UK on these pieces of shit?  Fucking evil niggers.

Fuck You, Harriet

Remember this, bitch?

Well tell it to the Magistrates.

You do know it's not real, right?

Antony Sumara, the chief exec of a hospital trust, thinks that TV drama is portraying the NHS in a bad light.  It's fucking drama you cunt.  It isn't real!  If you honestly believe that people will look at Holby City and think that it even remotely represents the reality of ward life then your employers need to dump you for someone who isn't a total fucking retard.

Amazing

Go with it... the song sucks a donkey dick but what comes next is pretty awesome.

We pay criminals to be deported now?

Murdering bitch gets paid to be deported

What the fuckety fucking fuck is going on here?  I mean, I thought part of the sentence for a foreign criminal was deportation at the end of the sentence anyway.  How come we just paid this piece of murdering shit £4,500 for the privilege of deporting her skanky cunt?

This whole case is a catalogue of failure on the part of the justice system:

• This whore killed a 16 month old baby.
• This whore received a derisory 5 year sentence for said killing.
• This whore only served half of that, because in this country a jail term of 5 years actually means a jail term of 2.5 years.
• This whore, on release, applied for a grant under a piece of fucking legislation called the Facilitated Returns Scheme.
• This whore was given £4,500 and put on a flight back to riceland.

And somehow, in a statement that Gordoom would be proud of, a UK Border Agency rectum spouts the following.

We don't want foreign criminals in the UK.

Well, okay, I'll give you that.

Every day that we can get these individuals out of the country early removes the risk they present to UK citizens...

Fuck off you cunt.  Stick them on a flight the day of their release from prison and fuck 'em.  I really don't care what happens to them.  Send them, destitute, back to their country of origin anf hope they die is the correct approach.

... and saves our taxpayers over £100 a night in detention costs as well as administrative and court costs.

Sending me a taxi and a knife would be cheaper.

This is why we use the scheme to remove as many foreign criminals from the UK as possible. In 2008 we removed over 5,000 foreign criminals - a record number.

It would have been cheaper to just remove the fuckers anyway, without giving them any cash.  You have ample time whilst they are in prison to get all of the paperwork done so that they can be shuffled off back home immediately on release.

Dear Wong.  I hope you get mugged, raped and beaten on your return to your country.

Our Shit Navy - update

So previously we saw that our Navy vessels sat idly by and "observed" Somali pirate shit holding British citizens hostage.  Now it turns out that, beyond all credibility, the same vessel actually watched the kidnap itself, from just 15m away.

These fucking Somali dogs kidnapped British Citizens, with a British Navy vessel not 50 feet away, and said British Navy vessel did ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.

We do not comment on operational detail but RFA Wave Knight did very well under the circumstances.

Yeah, right.  If you call buttfucking each other and ignoring the plight of the very people it is your number 1 priority to protect.

The crew of RFA Wave Night gaying it up -

whilst Brits are kidnapped just 15m away.

Fucking useless cunts.

Wolfgang Werlé is a murderer

Why am I interested?  I'm not.  But since this Kraut's attorneys are trying to censor the fact it bears repeating.

Unnecessary road closures

This is one of my pet hates.  Oh yes.

So some mentalist decides to climb up a motorway gantry and the reaction of the police farce is the predictable, must nanny everyone because we know everyone is retarded, closure of the fucking motorway.  In their own words

All indications were if we reopened the motorway the man would jumped (sic)

So shoot the cunt with non-lethals, catch him in a blanket and (are you ready for the punch-line?) reopen the fucking motorway you CUNTS.  A 35 MILE tailback, with the motorway closed for 6 whole hours.  Now a rough calculation, based on 21 feet per car, 3 lanes and 35 miles yields a grand total of somewhere in the region of 25,000 inconvenienced drivers.  25000 people hugely inconvenienced to bubble wrap and counsel some fucking idiot instead of knocking the fucker out and getting on with it.

Or maybe just let the cunt jump.

Worthy of respect?

Spiritualist communicating with fairies.  Or something.

So apparently now it's okay to put forward completely fucking retarded ideas, and then when you get fired for it you can claim that said completely fucking retarded ideas are your religion.  And the spastics on an employment tribunal will back you up.  The mong in question then drools

It's fantastic. It proves that spiritualism is a religion worthy of respect.

No it doesn't, you fucking twat.

Rapist fucks boy, set free, rapes another

What the fucking fuck is the "justice" system in this pitiful country doing?

Today we read that the government thinks that it is, in some bizarre otherword inhabited by MPs, acceptable for innocent people to have their DNA kept on file for SIX FUCKING YEARS, despite the fact that they are fucking innocent!!  Apologies for the blatant plagiarism from elsewhere, but 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not a fucking blueprint you socialist fucking retards.

Also today we read that a "boy" of 16 RAPED a boy of 7 and didn't get locked up for it.  He got a "community order" for RAPE.  People get tougher sentences for driving while disqualified for fuck's sake.  It gets better though.  Having got off so lightly, does our little cherub turn over a new leaf?  Like fuck he does; he turns over another little boy.  Kidnaps and rapes a 5 year old.

Dear Home Secretary, the piece of shit above is beyond redemption.  Bring it round to mine and I'll dispatch it for you, with knives and salt, since you lot are obviously incapable of dispensing proper justice.  Useless cunts.

Iran can suck a dog's dick

So the ragtops in Iran are a little upset that Oxford Uni have named a scholarship after an innocent woman brutally murdered by their autocratic, retarded dictatorship for protesting against elections rigged so that Ahmafuckindinnerjacket won.  I say fuck them, and then smear them with dog shit.  You want to play by your own rules in your own country, fine, but you can fuck off and die in a fire if you think you have any influence here.  Ragheaded cunts.

Mindless Scum

RIP Ben Gardner

 Just... scum.

If the police farce manage to put the perpetrators behind bars, here' hoping they get buggered to within an inch of their lives, every single day.  Cunts they are.  Just Cunts.