The smell of bullshit...

... is oh so strong in the post-Hockenheim driver's interviews.

Edit: And Rob Smedley?  You're a fucking liar.  "I was trying to push him."  Complete fucking bullshit.

On Venables...

I've followed this story with interest, and have reached a conclusion that I didn't expect to reach: it was a good thing that Venables was released.

Reading between the lines of the reports, he has spent the years since his release cowering alone in fear of his life on a daily basis, trudging along at minimum wage jobs without even the prospect of a girlfriend to cheer him up.

Sounds like the useless cunt has had a rougher time out of prison than in.  Mentally that is, and that's more important as far as revenge is concerned than repercussions of a purely physical nature.

Good.

Now it's time for the physical repercussions.  I hope you took a big tube of KY to court with you, you evil piece of shit.

Not licensed or trained...

Right.  Imagine you're a normal working man, whose job it is to paint while lines on the road.  You come across an obstacle in the form of a squashed badger.  Not recently deceased and oozy, but well and truly flattened.  Do you:

1. Pick up a shovel from the back of the van and shovel it to the side of the road, as you would do with, say, a bit of old tyre that was in the way or
2. Leave a gap with a dead badger in it.

Guess which option the thick cunts from Hampshire County Council chose?

Their excuse?

Council contractor Amey said the staff from sub-contractor Bellstan were not "licensed or trained" to remove road kill.

Not licensed or fucking trained?  To operate a fucking shovel?  Give me strength.

If you've been affected by the issues...

Dear BBC.  If I'm ever affected by the pathetic storylines in Eastenders to such an extent that I feel that I need some sort of counselling, rest assured that the fucking BBC Action Line won't be my first port of call.

So please, please stop advertising the cunting waste of license fee after every programme that contains any storylines that aren't all cuddly fucking bunnies and my little cunting pony.

Thank you.  And fuck off.

Welcome to Staffordshire, AKA Little Mecca

Look, if you're retarded and want to believe in fairies and other such fuckwitted imbecility then by all means follow the teachings of a paedophile warlord from the 7th century during your "holy" month of ramadanadingdong, but you can fuck off if you think your shit should affect other people IN ANY FUCKING WAY AT ALL.

Unless you're in fucking Staffordshire of course, where the council, in their infinitesimal wisdom, have decreed that

Schools with a significant number of Muslim pupils should try to avoid scheduling swimming lessons during Ramadan to remove unnecessary barriers to full participation.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.  Why the cunting FUCK should any normal, non-raghead have to miss out on swimming lessons because some fucking ragheaded twat thinks he might swallow an itty-bitty little bit of water and thereby incur the Wrath of Khan (or whoever the fuck Mo-cunty-hammed invented.)

The same bunch of imbecilic cock-wipes also

suggests re-scheduling sex education classes during the holy lunar month, as Muslim followers who have reached puberty are required to avoid sexual thoughts during this period.

Again.. FUCK OFF.  If your little fuckers can't keep their minds away from each others cocks and cunts during Ramadanading-fucking-DONG then that's their fucking look out.

And finally...

Because of the religious requirement for Muslims to avoid eating during sunlight hours, some pupils get up before dawn to eat with their families.  Schools have been advised this can disrupt pupils' sleeping patterns and it suggests examinations could be re-scheduled to reflect their lower levels of concentration. 

Fuck.  Me.  Rigid.  Poor wee lambies.  Employers won't give a fuck about you when you start work, you'll have to work a full fucking shift whether you got up early for a bit of brekkie or not.  Just get the fuck on with it you whining bunch of cuntdribbles.

Dear Staffordshire Council:  DON'T INTER-FUCKING-FERE WITH NORMAL PEOPLE ON ACCOUNT OF THE WHIMS OF RELIGIOUS FUCKWITTERY.  Thank you.

Fucking councils.  Waste of fucking money.  Cunts.