Welcome to Staffordshire, AKA Little Mecca

Look, if you're retarded and want to believe in fairies and other such fuckwitted imbecility then by all means follow the teachings of a paedophile warlord from the 7th century during your "holy" month of ramadanadingdong, but you can fuck off if you think your shit should affect other people IN ANY FUCKING WAY AT ALL.

Unless you're in fucking Staffordshire of course, where the council, in their infinitesimal wisdom, have decreed that

Schools with a significant number of Muslim pupils should try to avoid scheduling swimming lessons during Ramadan to remove unnecessary barriers to full participation.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.  Why the cunting FUCK should any normal, non-raghead have to miss out on swimming lessons because some fucking ragheaded twat thinks he might swallow an itty-bitty little bit of water and thereby incur the Wrath of Khan (or whoever the fuck Mo-cunty-hammed invented.)

The same bunch of imbecilic cock-wipes also

suggests re-scheduling sex education classes during the holy lunar month, as Muslim followers who have reached puberty are required to avoid sexual thoughts during this period.

Again.. FUCK OFF.  If your little fuckers can't keep their minds away from each others cocks and cunts during Ramadanading-fucking-DONG then that's their fucking look out.

And finally...

Because of the religious requirement for Muslims to avoid eating during sunlight hours, some pupils get up before dawn to eat with their families.  Schools have been advised this can disrupt pupils' sleeping patterns and it suggests examinations could be re-scheduled to reflect their lower levels of concentration. 

Fuck.  Me.  Rigid.  Poor wee lambies.  Employers won't give a fuck about you when you start work, you'll have to work a full fucking shift whether you got up early for a bit of brekkie or not.  Just get the fuck on with it you whining bunch of cuntdribbles.

Dear Staffordshire Council:  DON'T INTER-FUCKING-FERE WITH NORMAL PEOPLE ON ACCOUNT OF THE WHIMS OF RELIGIOUS FUCKWITTERY.  Thank you.

Fucking councils.  Waste of fucking money.  Cunts.