EU Comission needs to...

... fuck right off.

Inequality in favour of the fucking ragheads again

A former soldier, Andrew Ryan, has been jailed for 70 days for setting fire to the sand-nigger book of fairy stories aka the koran.

Contrast that with the £50 fine given to sand-nigger muslim extremist Emdadur Choudhury for setting fire to poppies on fucking Armistice Day.

Equality?  I think not.  Why do we continue to run scared of these fucking bacon-dodgers?

Red Cross Cuntery

That laudible institution, the British Red Cross, descended into cuntery today after threatening a fucking pantomime with breaking the Geneva Convention.  Apparently this costume:

falls foul of the Geneva Conventions Act 1957, as read by utter cunts and not real people.  The red cross is, they say

a special sign of neutrality and protection recognised by all sides during armed conflicts

Bet the Tally-fucking-ban don't bother recognising it, but that's by the way.

We have no desire to be the villains of the pantomime or to appear heavy handed

Well you are, and you have.  Cunts.

So, Red Cunts Cross, what about this:

 Or this:

Or even this.

Die in a fire, you fucking jobsworth cuntbags, there is zero, nil, nada, nix, none, no chance of this costume being mistaken for real, so go fuck yourselves.

The only bigger cunts than you in this are the spineless cuntfaces at Glasgow's Pavillion Theatre for bending over backwards and sucking your dicks.

Workshy oxygen stealers to be forced to work

About fucking time.

Long-term benefit claimants could be forced to do manual labour under proposals to be outlined by Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith.  He is due to outline plans for four-week placements doing jobs like gardening and litter clearing.

He said the message would be: "Play ball or it's going to be difficult." 

Good.  I'm sick and tired of paying a third of my salary to support the scrounging bunch of cunts.   Work 'em hard.

Remind me again why I pay taxes?

Is it so that firefighters can stand idly by and watch a bloke drown, refusing even to help a member of the public rescue the poor fucker?  And then go on strike on fucking bonfire night?  Idle, cynical cunts.

Or is it so that the filth can stand idly by, watching an illegal rave going on without closing it down?  Idle cunts.

Or possibly so that a brain-dead ginger twat can have a go at another brain dead ginger twat?  Just cunts.

Stop stealing my fucking wages, the fucking lot of you.

Islam, the religion of peace

Fucking animals.  What's happening there is far worse than what one insane man was doing in Eye-rack.  Time to cauterize the world of the shit-spouting, pig-fucking islamists once and for all, isn't it?

At last, a decent idea for the druggie scumbags

Sterilise the fuckers.  It's a start I suppose.  Use radioactive sutures while you're at it and give the useless oxygen stealers cancer.

I thought it was quite dull

This week the BBC started a  new drama about hot lezzers called Lip Service.  Being on BBC3, and starring Ruda Gedmintas (who happily popped the pups out in The Tudors) I was expecting more jubblies than were served up.  About 3 seconts of tits in the whole fucking show, and a couple of shots of her with her hands down some other tarts jeans in a mortuary looking like she was trying to sandpaper some rough old oak rather than tickling the old love bean.

Still, it seems to have got the god botherers all worked up, which is always a good thing.

Alice Seddon, who contacted a national newspaper, said

I was shocked and horrified. It was so off-putting I switched off.

Congratulations fuckwit, that's what the off button is for.  No need to go whining about it.  Another viewer, commenting on an internet forum, described the funeral parlour sex scene as

stomach churning

As he wiped the jizz from his quivvering belly, probably.

Any way.  "Lip Service": 3/10.  Needs moar tits.

Dear asylum seeking spongers

Dear asylum-seeking, money-wasting, benefit-scrounging wastes of oxygen,

Thank you.  And don't let the door hit your fucking arse on the way out.

I don't see a problem here...

Thief gets caught, struggles with those detaining him, dies.  What's the problem?  Certainly nothing to warrant a manslaughter charge against the security guard who was legitimately detaining the thieving cunt.

Aaron Bishop, thieving cunt, now thankfully dead.