Keep the little fucker quiet then

 Why are people surprised that when the actions of their by-blows cause grief to other people there are consequences.  You chose to have the fucking brat, not me, so why should I have to listen to the cunting thing screaming.  If you can't control it, keep your fucking legs closed in the first place.

He had been in town, he was fed up and hot and was screaming to get out.

Well, you fucking chose to take him, didn't you.  If it wasn't life or death I'm sure the trip could have waited until the cooler evening or until your bloke got home.  Don't try and turn your poor choices into someone elses fault.

"The driver turned round and said if I did not shut him up we would be thrown off."

Seems fair enough.  He didn't just chuck you off without giving you a chance to silence your brat.

"I tried in vain to keep him quiet as I felt a bit embarrassed." But at the Manadon roundabout, about 30 minutes walk from her house, the bus driver stopped. "He said I had had a warning and must get off. I felt very embarrassed and upset."

And I can ssure you, sweetie, that said embarassment and upset was outmatched tenfold by the relief of the other passengers who had had to put up with your noisesome sprog.  And stop whining about a 30 minute walk too.  First off, your brat is in a buggy, so you haven't got to carry him.  Second, being four months pregnant is hardly difficult.  If you were 8 or 9 months fair enough, but four?  Do fuck off.

Now stop being a whiney little bitch.

Get out robbing folks

... because four thefts spread over two months is only worth a fucking suspended sentence.

The judge also ordered Doab to undergo a drug treatment programme.

What the fuck do you have to do to get locked up these days?  Look after a wartime family heirloom?

Oh...

A grandmother has been jailed for five years for possessing a "family heirloom" World War II pistol. 

 Five fucking years for doing something pretty harmless; fuck all for actually causing grief to people.

Fucking judiciary need stringing up, the fucking lot of them.

Addendum: And only two years prison for someone who actively converted starter pistols into useable guns and sold them to criminals.  Priceless.

Who invented this abomination?

I'm no fan of football, but I do turn on for our national matches, hence tuning in to ITV tonight to watch Ingerluuund v Yooessay.  What the  fuckety fucking fuck are all the fucking trumpets for?  Can we please nuke the fucking factory?  90 minutes of

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
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Jesus Fucking H Christ, is that the height of South African culture?  A fucking plastic trumpet?

Excuse me sir, your lead is too long...

Excuse me sir, your dog's lead is too long.

And?

Well I'm issuing you with a fixed penalty.

You can go suck a dick if you think I'm paying that.

It's a fixed penalty, sir, and legally you have to pay it.  What is your name?

Not telling you.  Go fuck yourself.

You have to tell me, sir, it's a legal requirement.  Otherwise we wouldn't know who to post the ticket to.

Oh, really?  Well in that case, I repeat, for emphasis, go fuck yourself.

Don't swear at me sir, I'll call the police.

You go ahead you jumped-up little cuntwipe, I'll be long gone by the time they get here.  I can just see them making this a priority call.

I have the power to detain you until they arrive, sir.

Wrong.  You might think that, but if you don't take your hands off me right now, I'll break every finger you've got.  Now fuck the hell off out of my way.

I could go on.  I'm bored now though and I think you get the point.  You can see it happening though.  Completely unenforceable.

Why wasn't this child in care?

If ever there was a case for putting a child into care, this was surely it.

A Gloucestershire couple have pleaded guilty to two charges of cruelty to a 14-month-old baby who died from suspected methadone poisoning. 

 You fucking what?  Two drug addled wastes of semen gave methadone to a fucking infant in order to quieten it down?  Well excuse me, but even as one who reaches instinctively for a shotgun every time a neighbour's child cries, or a sprog in a pub starts squalling, there's no way I could ever actualy do something as utterly, utterly fucking retarded as to give a kid methadone.

I'm not blaming the councils here, but I do think that if a pair of druggie scumbags procreate, their offspring should be taken into care and adopted out immediately.  No questions, no appeals.  Because they are a scourge on society and do not deserve children.

I'm also curious as to why the Crown stuPidity disService decided to withdraw charges of manslaughter.  Surely it's clear that the actions of the druggie shitwipes caused the death of the kid, there is ne need to prove intent when charging constructive manslaughter or criminally negligent manslaughter and any jury would surely find these sacks of pustulent scum guilty.

A portion of Crispy Fried Thief please!

Finally, something to warm the cockles of my heart.  Though not, I hope, to the same temperature as the meat on this thieving cunt.  Serves you right, you cum-stain on the curtains of humanity; I hope you spend the rest of your years in excruciating agony.  That, or die.  Actually, please die.  It'll cost the NHS less.

Noisy cunts

Jesus fucking H Christ you noisy cuntbags, can't you have a good time on a Saturday night without shouting so fucking loud I can hear you clear across town?  Inconsiderate fucking asswipes.  I hope you die from cirrhosis or liver cancer.  Soon.

Another victory for effective gun control

Effective, knee-jerk gun control, brought in after the Hungerford and Dunblaine massacres today prevented another massacre.  In a parallel universe.  In this one, however, the knee-jerk reactions of the bansturbators proves once again that reactive measures are rarely, if ever, effective.

After Hungerford, semi-automatic weapons were banned for private citizens.

After Dunblaine, handguns were banned.

Now, since a shotgun was used, I predict that they, too will be banned with no regard to the consequences to farmers, sport shooters etc, exactly as when handguns were banned.

Legislation based on a knee-jerk reaction to the actions of one fucking nut job is always flawed, always nothing but political posturing.  Prove me wrong, coalition.  Please.