Learn to fucking park

Jesus fucking H Christ, why can't you lot of cunts park properly?  You know it's a difficult road, because you're always fighting for spaces so explain to me why you feel it necessary when you do manage to find 2 adjacent spaces to park like a complete cunt and use both of them forcing me to park half a fucking mile away.  Fucking cunting cunts the fucking lot of you.  Please fucking die.  Did I mention I think you're cunts?  I did?  Good.  Cunts.