Unnecessary road closures

This is one of my pet hates.  Oh yes.

So some mentalist decides to climb up a motorway gantry and the reaction of the police farce is the predictable, must nanny everyone because we know everyone is retarded, closure of the fucking motorway.  In their own words

All indications were if we reopened the motorway the man would jumped (sic)

So shoot the cunt with non-lethals, catch him in a blanket and (are you ready for the punch-line?) reopen the fucking motorway you CUNTS.  A 35 MILE tailback, with the motorway closed for 6 whole hours.  Now a rough calculation, based on 21 feet per car, 3 lanes and 35 miles yields a grand total of somewhere in the region of 25,000 inconvenienced drivers.  25000 people hugely inconvenienced to bubble wrap and counsel some fucking idiot instead of knocking the fucker out and getting on with it.

Or maybe just let the cunt jump.