At last, a decent idea for the druggie scumbags

Sterilise the fuckers.  It's a start I suppose.  Use radioactive sutures while you're at it and give the useless oxygen stealers cancer.

I thought it was quite dull

This week the BBC started a  new drama about hot lezzers called Lip Service.  Being on BBC3, and starring Ruda Gedmintas (who happily popped the pups out in The Tudors) I was expecting more jubblies than were served up.  About 3 seconts of tits in the whole fucking show, and a couple of shots of her with her hands down some other tarts jeans in a mortuary looking like she was trying to sandpaper some rough old oak rather than tickling the old love bean.

Still, it seems to have got the god botherers all worked up, which is always a good thing.

Alice Seddon, who contacted a national newspaper, said

I was shocked and horrified. It was so off-putting I switched off.

Congratulations fuckwit, that's what the off button is for.  No need to go whining about it.  Another viewer, commenting on an internet forum, described the funeral parlour sex scene as

stomach churning

As he wiped the jizz from his quivvering belly, probably.

Any way.  "Lip Service": 3/10.  Needs moar tits.

Dear asylum seeking spongers

Dear asylum-seeking, money-wasting, benefit-scrounging wastes of oxygen,

Thank you.  And don't let the door hit your fucking arse on the way out.

I don't see a problem here...

Thief gets caught, struggles with those detaining him, dies.  What's the problem?  Certainly nothing to warrant a manslaughter charge against the security guard who was legitimately detaining the thieving cunt.

Aaron Bishop, thieving cunt, now thankfully dead.

Only got a 2.2? Never mind, take the uni to court

Imagine the scene on results day.  Will I get a First?  A 2.1? A 2.2?  Horror of horrors, a 3rd?  Oh, it's a 2.2.  Obviously the university's fault for not making me work harder.  I know.  I'll take them to court.

Let me just make something completely clear...

ANDREW CROSKERY YOU ARE A  CUNT.

More pandering to Muzzies

In Spain this time.  Disco calls itself  "La Meca" and has an eastern themed makeover.  Local (and not so local) ragheads start threatening the owner, the business etc.  One raghead hacker hit the club's website threatening

a war between Spain and the people of Islam

Needless to say, the owner has keeled over and given in to the ragheads.

Why are we letting these cunts get away with making everyone pander to their far too easily offended sensibilities?  I mean, they believe in fucking fairies in the sky for fuck's sake?  Allah ackbar?  Allah the fascist cocksucker more like.  Drop dead ragheads, the fucking lot of you.

A strange definition of sexual harrassment

OK, so help me out a little here.  A guy by the name of Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard of Britney Spears, claims he was sexually harrased by her because she was

repeatedly parading around in the nude and having sex in front of him.

What. The. FUCK? Are you completely off your rocker?  A complete mental?  You saw Britney Spears fucking and you think that's a bad thing?  Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.  You're either a total retard or a complete faggot.

According to papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Mr Flores alleges that Spears made repeated, unwanted sexual advances and summoned him to her room to expose her naked body.

Definitely a massive faggot.

Apparently seeing this nude is sexual harrassment.
Well fuck it, I'm up for some.
Tell me you wouldn't fuck the shit out of this and I'll call you a faggot.

Show us yer tits!

So, watching X Factor tonight, Katy Perry says to one (admittedly quite ripped) young man

I'm not giving him a yes until he shows me his pecs.

Whereupon said young man takes his top off and flashes his physique at her.  Definitely just a bit of fun and everyone laughed.

So to even the balance a bit, please will the next episode show an attractive young woman with her tits out?  Thanks.

English Defence League once again painted as the bad guys

This time it's the Torygraph.

Violence broke out shortly before 2pm as chanting EDL supporters began throwing missiles towards Asian youngsters and anti-fascist activists who had been taunting them with shouts of "Nazi scum off our streets."

And were the ragheads arrested for racial harrassment?  Hardly.  If the situation had been reversed, with EDL chanting "Paki cunts" at the paki cunts, then they would all have been carted off for charges of racially aggravated public order offences.  Not so the fucking muzzie cunts, who get away with it once again.

Earlier, it appeared as if a combination of police tactics and community self-restraint would stifle attempts by the EDL to provoke a violent backlash by Asian youth angry at their presence in the area.

No, you blind, brainwashed fucking idiot, the EDL isn't in it to provoke anything.  It's about making the fucking ragheads realise that it's our fucking country, not theirs, and there is no place for their dark ages retrograde society of mongs.  But we're not allowed to say that in case they get "offended."  Well fuck that.  If they are free to promulgate their brand of barbarism, including cutting womens genitals off and stoning women to death for being raped,  the surely we have the right to tell them to fuck off back to durka-durka-stan, dont we?

Ratna Lachman, of the Bradford Women's Peace Project said: The EDL have a right to protest, yes,

Very fucking generous of you, I'm sure.

but we must not allow them to provoke us into violence. Unfortunately many young Asians are very angry at years of police stop and search and anti-terror laws, Islamophobia and continuing economic discrimination.

Then  maybe you should start fixing things by taking care of the extremism in your own ranks.  If you refused to allow it to flourish, we wouldn't have to stop and search your budding little bombers. As it stands, you don't seem to be too concerned about it, so fuck off and stop whining.

As EDL supporters stepped off coaches they began hurling abuse at the locals who had gathered to protest against them, chanting "Allah - paedophile"

Well, according to their own records, Mohammed (dogshit on his name) did get betrothed to Aisha when she was 6 or 7 and the marriage was consummated when she was 9.  Ergo, Allah's prophet Mohammed is a pedo.  And I guess any magic sky god would punish a prophet who did something he disapproved of.  He didn't do anything, ergo he approves of paedophilia, ergo he's a pedo.  So you can fuck off and stop whinging about that one for a start, Mister Ragtop.

"We want our country back"

We do.

and "We love the floods"

<snort>

Matthew Wells, an EDL supporter from Chesterfield, said: "If we don't fight back against Islam now we'll wake up in a few years under Sharia law. All these racial laws are racist against white people and we have to take a stand."

This is what a lot of people are afraid of.  Good on the EDL for speaking up about it, even if they are being painted as the bad man for it.

This is why the ragheads need exterminating

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