I thought it was quite dull

This week the BBC started a  new drama about hot lezzers called Lip Service.  Being on BBC3, and starring Ruda Gedmintas (who happily popped the pups out in The Tudors) I was expecting more jubblies than were served up.  About 3 seconts of tits in the whole fucking show, and a couple of shots of her with her hands down some other tarts jeans in a mortuary looking like she was trying to sandpaper some rough old oak rather than tickling the old love bean.

Still, it seems to have got the god botherers all worked up, which is always a good thing.

Alice Seddon, who contacted a national newspaper, said

I was shocked and horrified. It was so off-putting I switched off.

Congratulations fuckwit, that's what the off button is for.  No need to go whining about it.  Another viewer, commenting on an internet forum, described the funeral parlour sex scene as

stomach churning

As he wiped the jizz from his quivvering belly, probably.

Any way.  "Lip Service": 3/10.  Needs moar tits.