Red Cross Cuntery

That laudible institution, the British Red Cross, descended into cuntery today after threatening a fucking pantomime with breaking the Geneva Convention.  Apparently this costume:

falls foul of the Geneva Conventions Act 1957, as read by utter cunts and not real people.  The red cross is, they say

a special sign of neutrality and protection recognised by all sides during armed conflicts

Bet the Tally-fucking-ban don't bother recognising it, but that's by the way.

We have no desire to be the villains of the pantomime or to appear heavy handed

Well you are, and you have.  Cunts.

So, Red Cunts Cross, what about this:

 Or this:

Or even this.

Die in a fire, you fucking jobsworth cuntbags, there is zero, nil, nada, nix, none, no chance of this costume being mistaken for real, so go fuck yourselves.

The only bigger cunts than you in this are the spineless cuntfaces at Glasgow's Pavillion Theatre for bending over backwards and sucking your dicks.