The lunatics at work

Well, today has been a sad reminder of what a stupid bunch of mentally subnormal knee-jerkers and apologists for "we're all the same"-ism we have allegedly leading our godforsaken stasi-run tinpot dictatorship of a country.

Firstly, without taking the time to properly consult, indeed in less time than any reasonable consultation with the scientific bodies who have a clue would take, the joyless cuntflaps at the home orifice have decided that mephedrone is eeeeevil and must be banned immediately. Socialist sockpuppet Alan "Boredom" Johnson todays said

I am seeking cross-party support to swiftly ban these dangerous drugs from our streets

Dangerous?  On what fucking evidence you brain dead cunt?  You won't find the paucity of evidence mentioned on Pravda, but the Grauniad at least has the grace to say what Les Iverson, chair of the committe that is supposed to have a clue says.

... the figure of 18 possible mephedrone-related deaths in England was based on data from the National Programme on Substance Abuse Deaths, which collates information from police forces and forensic labs. Iversen said they were regarded as the most reliable source but cautioned he was only saying the drug was possibly implicated in those deaths.

Possibly implicated.  Possibly implicated.  Not implicated, but possibly fucking implicated.  And on the back of a mere possibility these days we ban things?  Fucking politicians need anally raping.

Full postmortems have yet to be carried out.

So... no fucking evidence at all yet then?

A further seven cases have been reported in Scotland,

Mmmmm?

although only one so far has been confirmed as a mephedrone-related death

Oh. One. Big fucking deal, though I guess it means you might have a poi... Oh, Wait.

and the heroin substitute methadone was also reported to be a factor in the case.

So, fuck all to do with mephedrone then.

You people really fucking appall me.  I hate you with a passion you media whoring, public opinion seeking self aggrandizing cunts.


So the Schools Minister, allegedly responsible for the education of our children must be better, right?

 Wrong.  So, so fucking wrong.

Kids in Devon get funded, by central misgovernment, to the tune of £393 per capita less than the national average.  To put that into context, your average 1000 pupil comprehensive in Devon is just shy of £400,000 worse off than average.  That £400k could employ 10 more teachers, or fully fund science and ICT, or employ 20 support staff, or refurbish a whole department.  Every fucking year.  And you wonder why kids in Devon are stuck in second class accommodation?  This is the single, one and only reason.

And Vernon Coaker, the Cunt In Charge of Schools, can't see past this statement

Funding levels reflect relative disadvantage in each area and Devon has fewer pupils from disadvantaged backgrounds.

Are you mental you fucking cunt?  Can you not count?  Outside of London, it doesn't matter where the fuck you are, a teacher costs what a teacher costs.  Gas, electricity, water, phones, all the rest of it, is no fucking cheaper just because we live in fucking Devon!  Or are you such a remarkable fucking retard that you can't see that?  It has absolutely FUCK ALL to do with the socioeconomic background of the kids you weapons grade fuckwit.

Schools Minister?

Gigantic fucking cancerous cunt more like.