At least give the body back you heartless chink cunts

Whilst I don't have much to say about the actual execution of Akmal Shaikh for drug smuggling in Ricerland (Rome, Romans etc.) I do think they're being cunts for not allowing his body to go back to his rellies as reported on the BBC TV news.

They're also being cunts for trying to wriggle out of the critical spotlight with such weaselly statements as

We express our strong dissatisfaction and opposition to the British government's unreasonable criticism of the case. We urge [them] to correct their mistake in order to avoid harming China-UK relations.

You might be right in executing him according to your own system and I have no problem with that, but you can't expect everyone to agree just because you think they should.  Rule your own country as you see fit, but if we want to criticise you we fucking well will do you chinky cunts.  Maybe our foreign minister should grow some balls and tell you that executing Brits might just injure that same relationship, but he's such a useless cunt that that'll never happen.

Finally some concrete evidence that Plasticops (tm) are a waste of oxygen

Achtung!  Schnell!  You vill not be phographink me!

At long last some evidence has surfaced about the plasticops (PCSOs) that rings true, instead of the usual drivel about them being a "visible deterrent" and other such utter shit.  From the Torygraph:

Earlier this year a report found that PCSOs accounted for more than half of all police staff gross misconduct cases during the last financial year despite only making up about a fifth of the workforce.

If there ever was any evidence that these are precisely the kind of people to whom one should not be giving any power, however slight, then this is surely it.

Another disease for druggies

This made me laugh.  Hard.

In your dreams, retard

Idiot in a dress thinks that MP's expenses scandal will drive people to the church.  In your dreams, fucktard.  We're angry, not fucking mental.

On a positive note

Kudos

Another murdering raghead bastard

And this time the pig fucker, As(sh)o(le) Mohammed Ibrahim, is using "human rights" legislation to stay in the UK despite a deportation order being passed.

A dog fucking, pork licking Cunt

If you come to this country, kill one of us, and then expect to stay here after serving your prison sentence, you fucking piece of shit, then think again.  If you aren't deported, you will be fucking dealt with.  Expect justice one way or another you dog fucking, pork-eating cunt.

Make your fucking mind up, christfags.

Either it's okay to shove it up the shitpipe or it's not. A progressive bish thinks it's okay, a book of fairytales says otherwise.

 Man in dress and funny hat:

Dr Sentamu told the BBC the Anglican communion was committed to recognising that gay people were valued by God.

Spellbook called "bible":

Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Pretty fucking clear if you ask me. If you're going to subscribe to magic, fairies and wizards, and if you're going to accept the ramblings of imbeciles as the "word of god" (stupid cunts) then at least have the courage to stand by your convictions otherrwise you're cunts.  Oh, wait, you believe in fairies anyway.  So you're already cunts.  'Scuse me.

Fucking xmas

Fucking fuck.

Christian teacher sacked for "bullying"

OK, so I'm an atheist and I loathe religion and its hold on society and politics.  But in little ways it is usually pretty harmless and gives some comfort to the weak minded.  So I was pretty fucking amazed to read this today in the Fail on Sunday.  I mean, the teacher is obviously retarded for believing in fairies and such, but offering to pray for a sick kid is hardly bullying.  Unless you're such a total cunt that you can't take another person's offer of comfort with good grace, even if you disagree with the substance of it.

So to Mrs Jones: you're stupid for believing in sky pixies, but good for you for offering comfort.

And to the mother of the "bullied" kid: you are a cunt.  Eat shit and die.

About time

Cuntface Cowell's manufactured drivel won't be at number 1 this xmas.  Thank fuck for that.