Not licensed or trained...

Right.  Imagine you're a normal working man, whose job it is to paint while lines on the road.  You come across an obstacle in the form of a squashed badger.  Not recently deceased and oozy, but well and truly flattened.  Do you:

1. Pick up a shovel from the back of the van and shovel it to the side of the road, as you would do with, say, a bit of old tyre that was in the way or
2. Leave a gap with a dead badger in it.

Guess which option the thick cunts from Hampshire County Council chose?

Their excuse?

Council contractor Amey said the staff from sub-contractor Bellstan were not "licensed or trained" to remove road kill.

Not licensed or fucking trained?  To operate a fucking shovel?  Give me strength.