Oh the irony

Parliamentary candidates in the Lancaster and Fleetwood constituency have all been invited to a hustings in a local church.  Except the BNP.  You may think there's nothing unusual in that and you'd be right.  It's the norm today to marginalise and try to ignore the BNP.

What particularly stood out for me though was this little gem from the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams.

I find it very difficult to see the BNP as part of a serious political discussion and very often people will exploit the platform to say inflammatory and silly things.

"Silly things"?  This from a man who dresses up every day in a dress and professes to believe in fairies?  Fucking hell.

Gone by the turn of the century

When I was at school, the then-youthful green movement was very fond of telling us that we would have run out of fossil fuels by the turn of the century.

So here we are some ten years later and everything seems to be going strong to me.  Particularly when gems like this crop up.  Two trillion cubic feet of gas.  Shove that up your green arseholes you cunts.

And another one gone, and another one gone...

... another one bites the dust.

Two in a week.  Fucking awesome :D

TZZZZZZZZT!!!

A thieving twat trying to steal metal from a power station has been burnt to a crisp (aka received "horrific burns") when exposed to 66,000 volts of electricity.

Fucking made me laugh hard!

The true scale of our financial mess

I didn't realise we were this badly fucked.

Here.

If it looks like...

If it looks like a cunt and it dribbles like a cunt, it probably is a cunt Labour health secretary.

Bicycles have lights for a reason

And this is it.  Dozy twat.

Some good news for a change

Just over a year ago, this piece of shit:

broke into a man's house with an accomplice in order to burgle the place.  The homeowner was, understandably, a little miffed about this and stabbed the thieving cunts quite a bit.  So much in fact that one was in hospital and one, the ugly cunt in the picture, died.  Aaaaah, what a fucking pity.

The CPS, mindless cunts that they are, decided to prosecute the homeowner for murder instead of recommending him for a medal.

Well now it seems that common sense has prevailed a little; the CPS have now said that they

will not contest his not guilty plea. 

Well it's about time.  He should never have been charged in the first place, and you bunch of cunts have now realised how wrong you were.  I hope he sues the shit out of you for putting him through a year's worth of worry and anguish.  He fucking deserves it.  You cunts.

Insufficient Expletives

What the fucking pikey gippo scum leave behind

There are not enough fucks, cunts, wankers and shits in the world to sum this shit up.  These fucking pikey, gippo cunts do nothing except steal from society without putting fucking anything back into it and the fucking cunting fucking cunts are to get massive fucking loans for fucking free?  And THEY get to set the fucking repayment plan?  So that they

will eventuellers-ally (sic) own the land and have a sense of ownership.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

CUNTING FUCKING CUNTING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Prejudiced Police Pinch Perky Penis

Some dozy cunt without a sense of humour whinges to the police about a 4-foot concrete penis and they cuntfiscate it.  Talk about penis envy.  Humourless cunts.